Ride? I don’t think so. They’re only here as her cronies
All they want is to chatter, like kids on ponies
Ignoring me. Lucky I’m trained, I relax.
Slack-reined, the passengers scratch each others’ backs
Ambling like toffs in Rotten Row on hacks.
(An acrostic by Raisa, the retired police horse owned by Rebekah Brooks and lent to David Cameron to ride.)