Europe for Beginners
A Primer in Failings, Accountability & Transparency
What’ll happen to the butter?
In the Beginning was the Word and the Word was…
but I’ve forgotten it.
well it began with Greece and Rome
Cradle of Civilisation
and latterly the
Treaty of Rome.
but why Rome for chrissakes
an Empire that fell,crumbled?
You were built not
on stone but sheafs
not wheat but paper
what about all the
a house of cards
yadda yadda yadda
history tends to does this
fights and fisticuffs
fleeces, veal crates
and so much
what will remain when the fat Eurocrats melt?
when the cut down forests for your paper, regrow ?
will the dirty hidden
stories turn into binary?
bad dreams for superannauated penpushers?
and what happens with the
should we forget ourselves in the wine lakes?
it’s what we are always known for it
refuse to learn foreign languages
insist on chips, wary of seafood
suspicious of anywhere “abroad”
should we stay with the Empire?
it’s got to be a good thing
shake up our island mentality
embrace the olive oil
adopt a Med diet
stop fighting at football matches
pour oil on troubled waters